Wednesday, July 13, 2011
BUSHNELL BACKTRACK D-TOUR
While "backtrack" and "detour" aren't the most positive words to use when branding a product, the Bushnell Backtrack D-Tour ($100) succeeds anyway. This simple, clipfriendly GPS unit sports a rugged, weatherresistant body, grayscale LCD screen, an internal, rechargeable battery good for 48 hours of data logging, and lets you store up to five locations, with course taken, length in miles and yards, time, latitude, longitude, and other handy metrics to help you recall the exact location of your favorite camping spot, hiking trail, or buried treasure.
FUNSTON FIRE PIT ICE CHEST
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Funston Fire Pit Ice Chest review
When it comes to urban gardens and back yards, limited as they are, the more function you can pack into a space, the better. With this in mind, the Funston Fire Pit Ice Chest ($900) provides you with two essentials in one sleek, stainless steel package. During the day, one side functions as an ice bin that can hold up to 24 bottles or cans of your favorite libation — complete with built-in bottle opener — while at night the other side offers a fire pit, ready to cast a warm, natural glow on those party goers that've stuck around.
Monday, July 11, 2011
FIVE GIFT IDEAS THAT WILL GET YOU DUMPED
Let's face it, guys. Whether it's for an anniversary, Valentine's Day or her birthday, some of you really don't have a clue when it comes to buying a present for that special lady in your life.
So, in order to save everyone a lot of misery, here is a list of the top five things women definitely do not want to receive on the big day. Please take note: these gift ideas are guaranteed to get you dumped. Give her any one of these and all you'll be getting in return is the silent treatment.
1. Household appliances
Anything housework-related sends the message that you are a caveman who still believes a woman's place is in the kitchen. Yes, maybe she did need a new vacuum cleaner or ironing board, but she didn't need you to buy her one as a present on her special day. Come on dude, you can be more romantic than that.
2. Cheap flowers
Most women love flowers and, let's be honest, they're a nice no-brainer of a gift for the unimaginative male. Just make sure you give her good quality ones ,– not a pathetic-looking bouquet you bought from a petrol station or stole from a graveyard on your way home from work. She will know.
3. Boob job
Or any other type of cosmetic surgery. She may complain that she has tiny boobs or massive thighs, but your job is to tell her she looks great anyway. You might think you're helping by offering to pay for liposuction, but really it just screams, "I'm not happy with your body either! Here's some money, sort it out!"
4. Gym membership
Or any kind of exercise equipment. Or bathroom scales. It sends out the same message as the cosmetic surgery. You might as well write her a poem entitled, You Fat Cow.
5. Sexy underwear
This is risky. It's really a present for you, not her. And if you get her size wrong, that just opens up a whole new can of worms. Only buy underwear for her when she's there with you and can choose it herself. Left alone, you'd probably only end up buying crotchless or edible panties, anyway.
So, in order to save everyone a lot of misery, here is a list of the top five things women definitely do not want to receive on the big day. Please take note: these gift ideas are guaranteed to get you dumped. Give her any one of these and all you'll be getting in return is the silent treatment.
1. Household appliances
Anything housework-related sends the message that you are a caveman who still believes a woman's place is in the kitchen. Yes, maybe she did need a new vacuum cleaner or ironing board, but she didn't need you to buy her one as a present on her special day. Come on dude, you can be more romantic than that.
2. Cheap flowers
Most women love flowers and, let's be honest, they're a nice no-brainer of a gift for the unimaginative male. Just make sure you give her good quality ones ,– not a pathetic-looking bouquet you bought from a petrol station or stole from a graveyard on your way home from work. She will know.
3. Boob job
Or any other type of cosmetic surgery. She may complain that she has tiny boobs or massive thighs, but your job is to tell her she looks great anyway. You might think you're helping by offering to pay for liposuction, but really it just screams, "I'm not happy with your body either! Here's some money, sort it out!"
4. Gym membership
Or any kind of exercise equipment. Or bathroom scales. It sends out the same message as the cosmetic surgery. You might as well write her a poem entitled, You Fat Cow.
5. Sexy underwear
This is risky. It's really a present for you, not her. And if you get her size wrong, that just opens up a whole new can of worms. Only buy underwear for her when she's there with you and can choose it herself. Left alone, you'd probably only end up buying crotchless or edible panties, anyway.
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